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read my profile sign my guestbook  Name: Katie Interests: i love God music books art and good movies Expertise: im good at being me Occupation: Military Industry: Hospitality Message: message me Website: visit my website AIM:  lildog95544AIM:  slvtnarmyga
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theres a dead squirrel in the pool!!!!!!!!! its eyes are open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we got pictures : ) | |
Last night the town of Refrigetoram was evacuated due to a radical heighten in temperature. Heres the story: Last night the town of Refrigetoram was evacuated. It is said that a Mr. H. J. Heinz and a Mr. O. M. Weiner began to argue. The topic of the argument has not yet been revealed. Witnesses said Mr. H. J. Heinz, tired of fighting, pulled out his gun and fired at Mr. O. M. Weiner. As it turns out the shot missed Mr. O. M. Weiner and hit the fragile thermostat of Refrigetoram causing the temperature to rise to 50°F. As we all know the people of Refrigetoram can only live in a 32°F or below climate. Rescue units rushed in immediatly transporting the people to a small cooler and freezer. Despite the heroic acts of the rescue units not everyone was saved. Earlier today we spoke to the Mayor of Refrigetoram he said " We have done everything we could do. I give my deepest regrets to the families and friends who lost someone.". Rumor says that a repair man has been hired to fix the thermostat but until then the people of Refrigetoram will continue to live in the small cooler and freezer. There is no word of whether Mr. H. J. Heinz and Mr. O. M. Weiner will be given any sort of punishment or suspension due to their actions. Till then I'm Katie Beth Ogman. Goodnight | |
Wherever i wonder,wherever i rome The bare necessities of life will come to you, Look for the bare necessities the simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your stife i mean the bare necessities, thats why a bear can rest at ease with just the bare necessities of life The bare necessities of life will come to you, | |
mom says this should be our family song:
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| Since the new year there have been a number of birdnaps. After the past two weeks that number has increased to a total of five. Two of which escaped by the help of our men in blue. As for the rest they have all been found in an underground layer each having the same puncture wounds to the throat. A forensic pathologist stated that " the wound to the throat punctured the esophagus and main arterie running along the spinal column which led to the victoms suffication." Now the question is who is this monstrous killer and abducter. The answer is an 8lb, foot long and 5 inch tall cat. This cat has white fur with black spots and a chipped tooth. She goes out hunts down her prey then takes it to her secreat layer where only two have lived to tell the tale. She calls herself Angel (more like the Angel of Death). So how is the government protecting your family from this dangerouse killer? The answer is a bell. This bell has been tied around the beasts neck giving people a warning to the where abouts of the cat. For extra precautions keep your children inside, never go outside without someone and dont go out after dark because at that time your in her domain. | |
